Tuesday, September 26, 1995

Molniya 118

  1970-013A


Molniya-1 F18 was the first C-plane satellite. It was also the first Molniya to be launched from the Plesetsk cosmodrome. 


Molniya-1 F18 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1970 Feb 19  1857:15 Launch by 8K78M  PL 
  BVGD sep 
  GO sep 
  T+4:46 Blok A sep 
  T+4:56 KhO sep 
  T+8:46 Blok-I MECO 
 1906 T+8:50 Blok-I sep 
  T+53:16 BOZ burn 
 1951?  T+53:56 BOZ sep 
  ML burn 
  T+56:46 ML MECO 
 1954?  T+56:54 ML sep   
1970 Feb 24    703.17 464 x 39167 x 65.4 
1970 Mar 5    703.08 464 x 39162 x 65.4 
1970 Mar 11    702.60 462 x 39141 x 65.5 
1970 Apr 6    717.66 474 x 39873 x 65.5 
1970 Apr 8    717.70 475 x 39875 x 65.5 
1970 Jun 28    717.84 431 x 39926 x 65.6 
1970 Nov 6    717.70 430 x 39920 x 65.8 
1970 Nov 29    717.58 412 x 39932 x 65.9 
1971 Feb 17    717.50 413 x 39927 x 66.0 
1971 Jun ?   End of stabilization
1975 Aug 18    711.09 150 x 39873 x 65.4 
1975 Sep 29   Reentered 

Sunday, September 24, 1995

Kosmos 2102

 1990-092A


Kosmos-2102 was launched two weeks after the recovery of Kosmos-2089. Nine days after launch it moved to a low orbit for a series of passes over Iraq, but resumed its standard orbit a week later.


Kosmos-2102 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1990 Oct 16  1900:00 Launch by Soyuz  PL 
 1908  Blok-I sep 
1990 Oct 16.9   89.64 183x330x62.84 
1990 Oct 17.4   89.75 184x338x62.84 
1990 Oct 19.3   90.04 191x361x62.8 from 89.64 183x330 via 90.38 214x371 
1990 Oct 25   mv down to observe Iraq 
1990 Oct 25.1   89.03 182x270x62.8 from 89.73 185x336 
1990 Oct 28.2    89.02 177x274x62.8 from 88.78 176x252 
1990 Nov 1   SpK-1 fiducial 
1990 Nov 2   mv up, resume standard orbit 
1990 Nov 2.1   89.74 179x343x62.8 from 88.64 169x244 
1990 Nov 11.8   89.12 170x292x62.8 from 88.82 163x269 
1990 Nov 14.8   89.70 180x338x62.8 from 88.87 164x273 
1990 Nov 20   SpK-2 fiducial 
1990 Nov 22.2   89.68 180x337x62.8 from 89.14 171x292 
1990 Nov 29   90.10 181x377x62.8 from 89.20 172x297 
1990 Dec 8.5   89.08 168x289x62.8 from 88.61 167x244 
1990 Dec 11.5    89.16 160x305x62.8 from 88.82 163x268 
1990 Dec 12.7   88.99 158x290x62.8 
1990 Dec 14 
 1902?  Deorbit 
 1917?  Entry 
 1929? Landed

OSO 4

  1967-100A


The fourth Orbiting Solar Observatory satellite carried an improved set of experiments including an early celestial x-ray astronomy experiment. Launch was at 1558 on 1967 Oct 18 by Delta from Cape Canaveral. It reached a 95.6 min, 546 x 560 km x 33.0 deg orbit at 1610. OSO IV operated until 1972 Feb; it was reactivated in 1974. The satellite reentered on 1982 Jun 15.


OSO 4 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1967 Oct 18  1558:00  Launch by Delta  CC LC17B 
  T+2:29 MECO 
  St 1 sep 
  T+5:08 SES-1 2:34 
  T+7:42 SECO 
 1609 T+11:24 St 2 sep 
 1609T+11:37 FW4D burn 
 1610 T+12:08 TECO 
 1610 FW4D sep 
1967 Nov 30   HCO spectrometer off 
1967 Dec 13   XR experiment off
1971 Dec 7   Raise to retirement orbit
1972 Feb   End of ops 
1974   Reactivated
1982 Jun 15   Reentered 

Saturday, September 23, 1995

Sunset Heights V: vapor trails in the skies

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Welcome to the USA-Talk Bulletin Board.

Your handle is bananya.

Log in at 8:47:50 am on 12/12/86.

bananya: ok, what the hell was shaking my beach house abt half an hr ago? any1 wanna tell me?

archiesnakeson: the athena 30 launch. 2 astronauts inspecting landsat 4 ahead of next week's shuttle mission. also,hey there,anya! another convert to the USA-Talk faith,i see.

bananya: imy so much,snake! first i had to hear from spike that you and luce had broken up,then from hazel that you and tessa were together? u had so much rotten luck w/girls. melanie - dumped u for sean. michelle - broke up because she liked blt. imogen - decided she liked girls better than boys. caitlin - broke up after that spring fling. terri - broke up after she discovered craig. amy - decided she was into gavin. lucy - dumped u for bronco. (hubba,hubba!)

nancykramie: u thought u had it bad,anya? i live in the santa catarina hills and it felt like an earthquake!

bananya: hey,nancy! u still playing at being a real-life nancy drew?

nancykramie: u know it,anya!

hollyjsinclair: so that's the sky-jellyfish-thing i saw from my mansion. i was having some breakfast outside when i saw it almost right overhead.




Facecasts:

Anya - Jami Gertz 

Nancy - Lauri Hendler

Holly J - Jessica Steen

Club Management: March-April 1995

 https://welib.org/md5/684fbf481d3344b05f51a647c7964238

Thursday, September 21, 1995

Venera 2C

  1962-045A


The third probe to be launched in the 1962 Venus window was 2MV-2 No. 1, on 1962 Sep 12. As the 8K78 rocket reached orbit and shut down the third stage main engine, a failed LOX cutoff value caused an explosion in one of the four vernier chambers in the 8D715K engine. However, the mission continued as planned until the Blok-L main engine shut down 1s into its burn when the oxidizer pump failed.


2MV-2 No. 1 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1962 Sep 12  0059:13 Launch by 8K78  KB 
 0104  Blok-A sep 
 0104  Blok-I burn 
 0108  Blok-I shutdown 
 0108:04 Blok-I explosion 
1962 Sep 12  0108  Blok-I sep  186 x 213 x 64.9 
 0200  T+1:00:50 BOZ burn 
 0200  T+1:01:30 Blok-L burn 
 0200  Blok-L cutoff at 1s 
1962 Sep 14   Reentered 

Monday, September 18, 1995

Heartbreak Café

https://welib.org/md5/88757fd28cc716c1551dffb2a339e223

Kosmos 583

 1973-062A


Kosmos-583 flew a 65.0 degree mission from Baikonur in Aug-Sep 1973. A TG recovery beacon was detected.


Kosmos-583 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1973 Aug 30  1030:02  Launch by 11A57 KB  
 1034  Blok-I burn  
 1038  Blok-I sep  
1973 Aug 31  
 89.52 203 x 297 x 64.9 
1973 Aug 31  1430   89.35 204 x 298 x 64.92 (RAE) 
1973 Sep 8  0607   89.40 201 x 288 x 64.9 
1973 Sep 12  0528   89.34 198 x 284 x 64.9 
1973 Sep 12  0653? Retrofire 
 0703?  PO sep 
 0709? Entry  -171 x 221 x 64.90 
 0724? Landed 

Soyuz TM-4

 1987-104A


11F732 No. 54 was launched as Soyuz TM-4 in Dec 1987, carrying Vladimir Titov, Musa Manarov, and Anatoliy Levchenko.


    Crew

  • Komandir Vladimir Titov, VVS

  • Bortinzhener Musa Manarov, NPO Energiya

  • Kosmonavt-issledovatel' Anatoliy Levchenko, Min. Av.


Soyuz TM-4, Flight 1 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1987 Dec 21  1118  Launch by Soyuz-U2  KB 
 1120 Blok-BVGD sep 
 1122  Blok-A sep  
 1126  Blok-I cutoff 
 1126  Blok-I sep 
 1200   88.61 168 x 239 x 51.6 
   90.02 255 x 295 x 51.6 
1987 Dec 23    91.54 329 x 354 x 51.6 
 1227  Rendezvous with Mir 
 1251  Docked at +X 
 1420  Hatch open 


    Crew

  • Komandir Vladimir Titov, VVS

  • Bortinzhener Musa Manarov, NPO Energiya


Soyuz TM-4, Flight 2 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1987 Dec 30  0745Hatch closed, crew Titov, Manarov 
 0910  Undocked +X 
 0929  Docked -X 


    Crew

  • Komandir Anatoli Solov'yov, VVS

  • Bortinzhener Viktor Savinykh, NPO Energiya

  • Kosmonavt-issledovatel' Alexander Alexandrov, Bulgaria


Soyuz TM-4, Flight 3 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1988 Jun 17  0415Hatch closed; crew Solov'yov, Savinykh, Alexandrov 
 0618  Undocked Mir -X 
 0830? BO sep 
 0922  Retrofire
 0926  DO CO 
 0948?  PAO sep 
 0952?  Entry 
 1012:32  Landed

Progress 22

 1984-051A


Progress 7K-TG No. 122 (Progress-22) was launched on 1984 May 28. It carried the second Kant SAR submarine location antenna.


Progress-22 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1984 May 28  1412:55Launch by Soyuz-U  KB 
 1430   88.79 187 x 242 x 51.62 
   88.82 188 x 244 x 51.63 
1984 May 29  1200   89.49 203 x 297 x 51.6 
 2200   90.73 290 x 330 x 51.6 
1984 May 30  0700   90.72 290 x 330 x 51.6 
 1547  Docked with Salyut-7 
1984 Jun 4  0700   91.44 334 x 357 x 51.6 
1984 Jun 26  0700   91.35 328 x 354 x 51.6 
1984 Jul 15  1336  Undocked 
1984 Jul 16  1852:00 Deorbited 

Red Lightning, Black Thunder

https://welib.org/md5/2a8c4deb2aa7cdd141253fad999f3165

Kosmos 171

  1967-077A


The third in the summer series of OGCh tests was launched on 1967 Aug 8.


Kosmos-171 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1967 Aug 8  1605  Launch by 8K69  KB 
 1607 Stage 2 burn 
 1610  Stage 2 sep  87.6 138 x 177 x 49.6 (RAE) 
 1610  Adapter sep 
 1700  87.04 120 x 134 x 49.7 (TLE) 
 1735?  Deorbit 
 1736?  Retro sep 
 1738?  Impact near GTsP4? 

Sunday, September 17, 1995

Soyuz T-14

 1985-081A


Soyuz T-14 (Soyuz T 11F732 No. 20L) was launched in Sep 1985.


    Crew

  • Komandir Podpol. Vladimir Vasyutin, VVS

  • Bortinzhener Dr. Georgiy Grechko, NPO Energiya

  • Kosmonavt-issledovatel' Podpol. Aleksandr Volkov, VVS


Soyuz T-14, flight 1 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1985 Sep 17 1239  Launch by Soyuz-U  KB 
 1241 Blok-BVGD sep 
 1243  Blok-A sep  
 1247  Blok-I cutoff 
 1248  Blok I sep 
 1250 196 x 223 x 51.6 
 1700 274 x 328 x 51.6 
1985 Sep 18  1130 339 x 354 x 51.6 
 1415  Docked Salyut-7 +X 
 1655Hatch open 


    Crew

  • Komandir (acting) Viktor Savinykh, NPO Energiya

  • Kosmonavt-issledovatel' Podpol. Aleksandr Volkov, VVS

  • Medical patient Podpol. Vladimir Vasyutin, VVS


Soyuz T-14, flight 2 
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1985 Oct 2    341 x 346 x 51.6 
1985 Nov 21  0445Crew entry, hatch closed 
 0710? Undocked 
 0815? BO sep 
 0940? Deorbit 
 0944? DO CO 
 1005? PAO sep 
 1010? Entry 
 1031:00  Landed 

Kosmos 825

  1976-054A


Kosmos-825 was satellite 1 of Strela-1M octuplet no. 15.


Kosmos-825  
 

DateTimeEventOrbit  

1976 Jun 15  1319  Launch by 11K65M  PL 
 1321  Stage 2 burn 1  
 1326  T+7m Stage 2 MECO-1 
  Stage 2 burn 2 
 1417? T+58m? Stage 2 sep 
   114.74 1397 x 1489 x 73.99 

Friday, September 15, 1995

Sunset Heights IV: snessa.exe has entered the chat

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Welcome to the USA-Talk Bulletin Board.

Your handle is archiesnakeson.

Log in at 4:27:21 pm on 5/1/86.

archiesnakeson: just got done watching star wars again. man,what a movie!

xoxotessa: snake,is that you?

archiesnakeson: is that lil’ tessa campanelli? idk you had a usa-talk account.

xoxotessa: i just signed up,like three days ago! so far ive chatted with ld,jimmy,caitlin,terry caruso,both mayas,and spinner.

archiesnakeson: yeah! its like a continuous reunion for all of us! we won’t even need an actual reunion in 95 when we can all just chat here.

xoxotessa: so,i heard you liked star wars? i have one thing to say to you......i like star wars too!

archiesnakeson: favorite character. no wrong answers. ill start. yoda.

xoxotessa: han solo. he’s so dreamy!!!

archiesnakeson: least favorite. the emperor.

xoxotessa: leia,actually. she’s so......judgey? is that the word im looking for?

archiesnakeson: knowing you,probably.  how’s your mom doing? my mom told me she had to have surgery or something.

xoxotessa: she’s doing fine,snake! it was her hips that were having problems. she’ll need to use a cane for a year or 2 but she’ll be alright. u seeing any1?

archiesnakeson: not since lucy and i broke up last xmas. she’s with bronco now,remember him?

xoxotessa: what happened between you guys? you always seemed so happy 2gether.

archiesnakeson: we decided we were better off friends. happens 2 all of us eventually,doesn’t it?

xoxotessa: it just seems that since both u guys are rich,you’d,like,get married or something.

archiesnakeson: i wish!

xoxotessa: well,im available if u want some1 to go out with. i haven’t been with anybody since before we graduated. toby was,well,a total bust.

archiesnakeson: yeah,asu seems like a better fit for him than socal. we’re playing a play-by-post game and it sucks having the game pause every hundred turns to remind us to identify our possessions.

xoxotessa: geek.

archiesnakeson: brainer.

melanicious: jeez,guys. dont you have anything better 2 do than snipe at each other?

archiesnakeson: im needling her,mel,there’s a difference. didn’t know you were on here.

melanicious: isn’t everybody?

archiesnakeson: i know for a fact wheels isn’t. i don’t think claire is. jenna is - i talked with her this morning. spike,joey,paige,terri,ashley,bianca,trish,allison,lola,simon,holly j,liz,alexa,joanne......they’re all here.

melanicious: add trudi to that list.

archiesnakeson: who?

xoxotessa: trudi owens! you mean 2 say you don’t know her,snake? she’s the girl with dyed red hair who was best friends with manny most of the time. she and manny were on the 83-84 tennis team together with fiona and ld. bennyway,there’s a party going on tonite at the “back’n’forth” - that new dance hall on mariposa boulevard. wanna come with? there’ll prolly be quite a few of our classmates there.

archiesnakeson: itsa deal,tess! meet me in front of st raphael church at 6:30 - you should know where it is.

Facecasts:

Snake - Austin O’Brien if he was a redhead

Melanie - Elizabeth Keifer


“both mayas” refers to Maya Goldberg and Maya Matlin 

Sunset Heights III: scrambled eggs all over ellie’s face

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Welcome to the USA-Talk Bulletin Board.

Your handle is allihunt.

Log on at 7:18:32 pm 2/16/86.

joeyj66: ah,yes,the lovely allison has decided to grace us with her presence.

allihunt: oh,hey,joey,where you been?

joeyj66: at the cafe del sol,trying to win julie farrell’s heart.

allihunt: you’d have better luck with the twins,and you know it! see any of the old crowd there?

joeyj66: just alex nunez with some new girl on her arm. caitlin was gonna show but she cancelled. oh,and spinner,putting the moves on your bestie.

allihunt: caitlin’s been under the weather lately.

joeyj66: sorry to hear that. she’s one of the good ones.

allihunt: i saw ellie this morning at the library. she looked out of it so i asked her what was what. she was dating some guy called clutch and apparently he wasn’t as interested in her as she thought.

joeyj66: that’d probably be clutch barnett. he went to van nuys high and founded their wrestling team. graduated two yrs before we did.

allihunt: you know this how?

joeyj66: snake was his neighbor growing up. clutch tried to beat his brother up after he found out he was gay. glen beat him fair and square. i think he even knocked out some teeth.

allihunt: wow. sure beats everything i’ve heard about him. i miss the days when she was with wheels,hows he these days?

joeyj66: living with his aunt in huntington beach,getting his life together.

allihunt: awww. i miss him.

joeyj66: i’ll be sure to pass that on.

littlemissspike: i can tell you a little more about how hes doing. hes a ta at huntington beach high now.

allihunt: only a year after we graduated? that doesn’t track.

joeyj66: hes a teachers assistant,allison,not a teacher. there’s a difference.

allihunt: still,that’s pretty nice for someone our age. do you know the subject,spike?

littlemissspike: english.

joeyj66: not surprising ‘cause that was always his second best subject after music.

littlemissspike: also,he’s going out with annie martin,remember her?

allihunt: the style queen of malibu high? im not likely to forget her anytime soon.

joeyj66: meh,i’d trust any of kathleen’s friends as far as i could throw ‘em.

allihunt: hey! that includes melanie,mia,paige,diana,teresa,and even yours truly! all of whom you’ve shown an interest in at some point or other! you need to grow up,joey.

littlemissspike: yeah!

joeyj66: sorry,girls,but i’ve not xactly had the best time around her.  but in the interest of civility,what’s she up to these days?

littlemissspike: she’s at uc riverside now,studying history.

joeyj66: so,still a nerd then.

allihunt: yes,she always was,joey.

joeyj66: eh,not all of us can be jocks. 

littlemissspike: agreed.

————

Facecast:

Allison - Blake Lively but with Sara Holmes’ voice

Sunset Heights II: from the mixed-up files of the malibu messenger, october 18-25,1985 edition

 Excerpted from the article Surf Bands of ‘86, by Nancy Kramer

 

PAIGE AND THE SEX KITTENS

Lead singer: Paige Michalchuk,18,of Beverly Hills. Outspoken,adorable,vocal as fuck. Best damn singer I know. A good friend,to boot! 

Keyboardist / pianist: Christine "Spike" Nelson,18,of Topanga Town. Spiky hair? Check. Short? Check. Sweet? Check. This chick's a triple threat to beat all other triple threats. By the way,the big reason she's on keyboard? She can't carry a tune. But don't tell her I wrote that!

Backup vocals: Tessa Campanelli,18,of Beverly Hills. She's the daughter of Nathan Campanelli,the TV producer,so she knows the biz! She's the short,pretty blondie with the prominent neck who's holding the biggest pool cue I've ever seen.

Backup vocals/bass: Terri MacGregor,19,of Agoura Hills. You know the big girl with crimped brown hair and the lightest of tans who’s always sipping a lemonade and wearing any one of a number of plus-sized purple dresses? That’s Terri. She’s a good pal and a major-league bass player,even if her fashion choices are a little on the grody side (sorry,Terri! We still love you!).

Keyboardist: Ashley Kerwin,18,of Encino. This chick has big hair and a bigger heart (readers of the July 26-August 2 issue of the Messenger will remember her as the girl who was directing glass cleanup on Zuma Beach),and it goes without saying that she’s got a surfeit of musical talent too! Ashley was Secretary of the Malibu High Class of 1985,and she took home a handful of academic awards during her time there as a student,though she’s best remembered there as Queen of the MHS 1984 Junior-Senior Prom.

Tambourine: Hazel Aden,19,of Beverly Hills. It’s my opinion that this little songbird is destined for higher things than the tambourine,given the vocals she rocked as a member of the North Hollywood High school choir (she’s class of ‘84 if you care about that sort of thing). She’s very talented in the art world too,so much so that some of her watercolors will decorate the walls of NHHS for a long time to come.

Drums: Alexa Pappadopolos,18,of Agoura Hills. Just about anyone who’s been to the Zuma Beach Klub of a Friday night knows Alexa and/or her older sister Phoebe (22), two pretty black-haired gals who love to partay heartay and are unafraid to be themselves! Alexa’s been a close personal pal of mine for over a decade now and I’m glad she’s making out like the proverbial bandit!

Manager: Stephanie Kaye,21,of Tarzana. The pretty,popular,well-dressed President of the Malibu High class of 1982 has certainly gone places since graduation,managing gigs as far afield as Monterey and Austin,and she owes it to her natural business talents and sense for what bands are rising in popularity. With her in charge of the Sex Kittens,these girls are bound to go places!

Facecasts:

Tessa - Brittany Daniel

Terri - Sara Rue

Ashley - Ally Sheedy

Hazel - Robin Givens

Alexa - Georgina Leonidas

Stephanie - Elisha Cuthbert


Sunset Heights I: usa-talk-talk

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Welcome to the USA-Talk Bulletin Board.

Your handle is littlemissspike.

Log on at 6:08:14 pm 3/29/87.

littlemissspike: anyone wanna chat? i’m free for the night.

joeyj66: night? its only 6,spike. night’s not til like 9 round here.

littlemissspike: don’t you have jules to kick around.....i mean deal with?

joeyj66: she’s with her ‘rents in bumfuck,mo,visiting some dying family member. whatever. even if she finds some hot d00d there i can always go back to diana or paige or liz or nikki.

littlemissspike: in your dreams. bsides,nikki’s a bivvie like me.

joeyj66: but liz isn’t.

orourkey: jeez,guys. i’m tryna find my way to one of the jem groups and here you guys are,arguing like two bums at the markham st soup kitchen.

joeyj66: liz! pleasure to meetcha here.

littlemissspike: now,now,dont you two fight. i’d hate to hafta kick either of you.

spinnermason: what up,spike? haven’t seen you in a while.

littlemissspike: finally,someone sane in this convo.

spinnermason: amy’s watching snl in the living room an’ she says hey.

littlemissspike: you can tell her allison’s walking again. no more crutches for her!

spinnermason: schweet!

joeyj66: y’know what? i’m leaving you guys for the seahawks group. next year in seattle.

littlemissspike: you won’t be missed.

orourkey: dead-o (is that how you say it?).

spinnermason: thirded and its ditto. learn to spell,lizardbreath. btw,gotta go. dinner w/ the holmeses tonite.

orourkey: i dont even know how to reply to that. ttyl.

lddelacorte: am i late to the party,spike?

littlemissspike: you wish,ld. just joey being an a$$ as usual.

lddelacorte: hes been that way since middle school.

orourkey: damn right. remember the sophomore prom when he spiked manny’s punch?

lddelacorte: wasn’t that 8th grade?

littlemissspike: no, that was paige spiking terri’s punch. dont you remember caitlin socking her a good one over that? they didnt speak again til junior year.

lddelacorte: i remember now. but she had the twins restrain paige and it was a slap,not a punch. i was in the hall for a quick smoke and i could hear it plain as day.

littlemissspike: then how do you know? :)

lddelacorte: i was with darcy and she looked into the gym to see what was what.

littlemissspike: i was dancing with snake!

lddelacorte: if you weren’t bivvie as all-get-out you and him would be great together.

littlemissspike: ah,well,he’s got tessa. he’ll be alrite.

lddelacorte: true,true. you still on here,liz?

orourkey: yeah,just prepping for my shift at mcd’s. i start at 7 now,its 6:19,so ive got plenty of time. its only a street over from my casa.

thehunster: i can replace you in this convo,lizzy. i just got back from visiting my big bro in bev hills and my boss gave me the nite off.

orourkey: hey there,paige! ive never seen you on usa-talk before! when did you sign up?

thehunster: three weeks ago today. also,how did you know it was me?

littlemissspike: ‘hun’. it’s,like,your catchphrase.

thehunster: alright,spike,you’ve got me fair n square. im crashing at ellie’s if you wanna know.

littlemissspike: i should visit you sometime. it’s been a few months.

thehunster: how’s emma doing?

littlemisspike: she’s an mhs junior now! shes got a boyfriend now,his name is jt.

thehunster: that’s awesome! so she isn’t awkward anymore?

littlemissspike: i guess not,but then its not like she ever was.

lddelacorte: good for her! paige,how’s ellie holding up? i heard clutch and her broke up....again.

thehunster: he’s living in a mexican commune now. el had a letter from him friday. apparently they worship the aztec gods where he’s at.

lddelacorte: jesus christ. i always knew he was kinda strange,but this takes the cake.

thehunster: you probably missed this,ld,but michelle and blt were married this morning at the beverly hills courthouse. dylan and i were witnesses,and so was erica.

lddelacorte: lucky for them you were there!

thehunster: i know! we went to the beverly hills hotel for brunch afterwards. 

littlemissspike: all right,i’ll leave you guys to your gossip and make myself some dinner. see y’all later.

Log off at 6:26:30 pm 3/29/87.

So yeah,this is basically Degrassi but they’re SoCal beach bums in the late eighties. If it helps,imagine them as upper middle class for the most part.

The first person who correctly guesses the significance of the date this chapter takes place will get the honor of having me use their pseud in a future USA-Talk chapter. Hint:it has something to do with Spike.

Julia is Julia Farrell here,older sister to the twins. Despite Spike’s implication,no,Joey is not abusing her. That’s just the Nelson sarcasm.

Bivvie = ambivalent,TTL’s catchall term for LGBT+ people

Was leetspeak a thing yet in 1987?

In OTL,Malibu High was established in 1992:here,it was established in the 1940s. The city was incorporated around 1925 ITTL instead of 1991 as in OTL.

Soundtrack for this chapter (well for basically the whole thing,lol): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu2II8-dBkQ

facecasts:

Spike - Alexa Kenin

Spinner - Michael Schoeffling

Joey - School’s Out!era Pat Mastroianni

Liz - Susan Dey

LD - Rebecca Schaeffer

Paige - Lauren Collins,who else?



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